How to get a stomach ache. First, you get two handful of strawberries. Cut up the strawberries and place them on a plate. Then, get sugar and lightly sprinkle it over the strawberries. After you are satisfied with your plate, get a fork and dig in. You will soon be put in a trance. You will not be able to stop eating this delicious fruit. You will finish the plate in around thirty seconds. Wait a few seconds. Congratulations, you have successfully gotten yourself a stomach ache. Now run to the bathroom.
-Nahum
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