March 5, 2010
Today my parents brought home new chopsticks! :]. They are freaking amazing. They weigh around .00000000001 pounds. I freaking fly from dish to dish. One second in hungry and the next thing you know, i have a kimchi in my mouth. Amazing chopsticks makes food taste better.
Afterwards me and couple of the fellahs went to go see Alice in Wonderland. It was pretty good. Probably a 8 out of 10. Not bad. Not the best, but good enough to watch once.
After the movies we walked to Carl's Jr. And as i was ordering i didn't know what to buy, so i asked the cash register person, "What do you recommend, the teriyaki burger or the jalopeno burger?" And he looked at me with his jiggling double chin and said, "Hey man, i don't like burgers." HE CONVINCED ME TO BUY A BURGER! DAMN! BEST BURGER SALESMAN EVER!!! REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY! SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT KIM KARDASHIAN COMMERCIAL! But yeah, he's the worst burger seller that ever existed.
And finally, Joseph Tran gave his girlfriend herpes, in the mouth.
-Nahum
she got nothing on the fat guy
okok mister because you're accusing me of lying...i shall prove you wrong.
ReplyDeleteOHH dude i have those really light chopsticks too!hahaha
carls jr. lmao epic.