Day Twenty-seven

December 26, 2010

So yesterday started out bad. My parents and I headed over to my uncles house to watch the Lakers vs. Heat game. We lost. We as in the Lakers! hahahah I consider myself a Laker. So yeah that got me in a slightly less enthusiastic mood, but after all the crying the cousins and I played a game of Monopoly city hahahah we got through like 10 minutes of it and started stuffing our faces with galbi. So we just chilled, played some YuGiOh (HAHAH) and then got some money!! muahahhah. And there will be more money in New Years. BALLIN!

So today I woke up and watched the Rams vs. 49ers game! WE WON! We as in the Rams. hahahahah. Yeah, I'm a Ram and a Laker! Well now that the game is over, I'm just munching on the TAKIS and procrastinating on some Elite SAT homework.

Happy Holidays ya'll

-Nahum


AWW YEE

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So there have been a lot of crazy movies I want to see. And I'm writing them down here, so I don't forget to watch them! 127 Hours, Fighter, Thor, Green Lantern, Fast Five, Pirates 4, Up in the Air, District 9, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, Takers, Zombieland, The Hangover 2, Up, Sherlock Holmes, Transformers 3, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Soloist, Secretariat

HAHAHAH damn I have a lot of movies to watch.

Day Twenty-six

December 8, 2010

Nothing really happened today just went to school and all that jazz. so let me break down how a usual school day goes down in the life of Nahum Kim.

1. zero period:men's chorus, sounds homo but it's actually really fun! teacher is pretty chill and the people are just the type of people you can joke around with and slap each other's asses here and there.
2. first period: concert choir, i know right? two choir periods in a row?? that's madness, not really. they are pretty much the same thing, expect we have girls in concert and as a group, we sound better. i usually get a lot of homework done in this class (=
3. second period: ap chem, this is my sleeping period. i don't know why, but as soon as a single word escapes my teachers mouth, BAM, ZZZZZZZZZ. but yeah all my friends are across the room so i just drool all over my desk.
4. third period: apush, i have to listen in class, take notes, participate, one of the hardest classes i have because i have to stay on topic every single time, i love the teacher though, no homo. he be chill and he brings a few chuckles every once in a while.
5. fourth period: korean 3, this class is a joke! i pretty much do the homework for this class during concert choir ahhaha. it's also the class where there are some annoying as sophomores that are obnoxiously trying to be annoying. some of my classmates claim that my korean teacher has fake boobs? just cause they're big? not that i stare at them!....NEXT PERIOD!!
6. fifth period: ap language, this class is...weird. i have a good grade in the class, but i feel like i'm not doing anything. we had three essays that haven't been put into pinnacle (grade viewer) yet, so i'm not sure if i'm doing well in the class or not. well the teacher likes to joke around, but he's intimidating cause if you say something a way he didn't want you to say it, he will EAT YOUR SHIZ UP!
7. sixth period: ap calc ab, fun class, extremely enthusiastic teacher. pretty much chill with a couple of homies, make fun of people in the class, and just joke around. i don't know a lot of people in calc, but i'm close with the people i know.

BAM! there's your dosage of Nahum Kim day medicine!

-Nahum
P.S. this song has been stuck in my head.

Day Twenty-five

December 2, 2010

So today my blog is going to be about a young lad named Blake Shepard. Blake is in my English class and he got owned two days ago. So my English teacher is very....forceful. He asks you to argue with him, but if you do he rips your heart out. He is the type of person that tries to persuade you into thinking that everything that comes out of his mouth is correct and that we should follow his words like they're the words of the Bible.

So in class the teacher is talking about how Facebook influenced the community and how students with an addiction to Facebook will most likely not get into their dream colleges. He goes on talking and talking and he keeps reminding us that we should argue with his statements. Eventually he gets into the topic of having the "friend" aspect of Facebook. He said, "How many friends do you have on Facebook? 500? Now how many of them are ACTUALLY your friends? If they truly were ALL your friends then you would have memorized a lot of birthdays and you would have a heck of a Christmas." So this is where Blake Shepard comes in. He raises his hand and says, "I'm gonna have to disagree with you there." This is where the owning beginnings.

The teacher said "GOOD." Blake starts to talk about how they aren't actually friends but "people you know" and we use the word friends on facebook because it is more convenient saying i have 500 friends rather than i have 500 people i know.

The teacher nods his head and then he reaches for his attendance sheet. He scrolls down and finds Blakes name. He says the number, "27". Everyone is class is like WTF?? Our English teacher says, "Okay, so can I call you 27 from now on? Cause it's pretty convenient. Instead of remembering your first and last name and the face to go along with it, can't I just call you 27? I mean it's a lot easier to take attendance that way too! Okay! I will! Go on with your argument 27. You don't mind if I call you 27, do you 27?"

Blake's face was redder than a bottle of ketchup.
I know this blog was stupid but it was the only thing that happened. :P

-Nahum

Day Twenty-four

November 26, 2010

Today, well yesterday now, i became my family taxi. now my parents can go party and get drunk while i drive them home. hahahah. so today (yesterday) was thanksgiving and what i did was give thanks. yeah i went to my dad's store and i gave out free hotdogs. free dogs, free drinks, free condiments, free napkins, free utensils, the whole shabang. well i started working at 11 and i ended at 4. these group of four kids kept taking food, going around the block, coming back, and eating more dogs. hahahah those kids. well after i stained my shirt with ketchup and mustard i went to my uncle's house and had a thanksgiving dinner. ate some STEAK and played some yugioh with my cousins (= after hanging out with the fam i went over to my dad's best friend's house. there i just messed around with my dad's friend's son. he's like a childhood friend, so we start laughing when we are around each other. after my parents got drunk and i dragged them to the car but as i was leaving, my dad's friend (who was totally wasted) came up to my car window and gave me some MULLAH! i love drunk people <3 after that i drove my parents home safely. all in all it was a day filled with a lot of driving.

-Nahum

Day Twenty-four

November 21, 2010

So yesterday I came home from volunteer and my parents said "Let's go!" I asked them where we are going and they said they found a newspaper ad that sold a nice car for really cheap. and then I asked who it was for. They looked at me and they told me that they were buying me a car. At that moment angels from the heavens came down and started dancing and singing. At that exact moment I pissed my pants. So we stayed at the dealership for around 4 hours and I finally got my car!!! SEXAY!!! and after that I met up with Emily and Cindy and we watched Harry Potter with Jonathan. after that it was like midnight so we ate in n out and called it a day. But yes, important news of the day is that I got me a sexy car (=
-Nahum

Day Twenty-three

November 12, 2010

So yesterday was a pretty fun day. I hung out with my favorite person in the entire world (=. So we went to the zoo, yeah pretty random, and we just walked around and saw just a bunch of animals and took some pictures and all. it was fun. soooo we passed by some lions, and the first time we walked passed them cause they were sleeping and they were just extremely boring to look at. after watching apes beat their chest, birds flap their wings, and sea lions swim around, we headed out of the park. so as we were looking for the exit we passed by the lions again. they were awake this time, so a CROWD of people gathered around to see the magnificent lion do whatever a magnificent lion does. there were more children than adults. so as we were watching the lions, the head lion (the one with the mane) stands up and goes behind the lady lion. (do you see where i'm going with this?) so the guy lion starts humping the eyeballs out of the girl lion and all the people over ten years old are just standing there with their mouths open and all the kids don't know what is going on! HAHAHA. so yes after the humping session, the guy lion stands up and starts to ROAR! victory goes to the guy lion (; after crazy discovery channel sex, the people in front of us start discussing which one of the lions started the whole seduction festival. "Dude, the girl lion was totally licking up on the guy lion in the beginning" HAHAHAHA.

So after fun at the zoo, we headed to la and got some pho. good shiz. and after that we went back to glendale to buy my favorite person some new shoes for her birthday. got some sexy white vans that her mom wants to steal from her ahhahahah. after that we just headed on to her house, met up with johnathan and cindy, and just talked. all in all it was a great day. hopefully there are more fun days like this.

-Nahum



that's pretty much how things went down.

Day Twenty-two

November 8, 2010

So I am writing a essay right now. The essay is pretty much about how texting directly affects a child's language. So as I am writing this essay I start talking about a child's past without technology. As I am talking about life as a child, I start to think about my childhood. And one story just popped into my head hahahaha.

So my entire 3rd grade class was taking a trip to the fire station. But instead of taking a bus, we just walked for five blocks to the fire station. The teachers played it safe and made everyone buddy up and get into a line. I remember I was buddied up with this random white kid... I don't remember his name, but I remember him being white. So as we were walking, I decided to raise my hand for a question. yeah... what the hell would I be asking when we are WALKING??? well anyways I raise my hand as close to the sky as I can, and the teacher doesn't notice me. I didn't move my hand, cause it was an important question i guess hahaha. and as I was keeping my hand raise, a pigeon flies on by and POOPS right on the palm of my hand. so with the poop on my hand, I decided to wipe the poop on my friend's arm. He was pale enough to not notice the poop markings on his arm, and the kid went on for the rest of the trip with bird crap on his arm.

-Nahum

Day Twenty-one

November 4th, 2010

So today I ate out with the fam. we ate at this korean place, you know, the usual thursday night business. so me and my parents started talking about memories we had about the past. we went all the way from going to hawaii to the time i was in diapers. we talked a lot, but there was one really funny story.

so the story starts out with me at kindergarten. i was your average joe asian kid with the big head and the sexy combed hair. so my parents were at work and i was just chilling in the playground. i decided to go on the see-saw with one of my girl friends (yeah that's what's up. i was a pimp! justkidding). so yeah there i was just minding my own business, and then some jealous guy came up to me and pushed me off the see-saw, my muscles weren't as developed at that time, so i couldn't teach him a lesson. but i got hurt and i think i started to cry? not sure. so i went to the nurse's office and something happened in the nurses office, and i barfed and fainted. so the ambulance came and everything and i went to the emergency room.

i was completely fine, i didn't feel a thing, but my parents didn't know that. when my parents got the call from work, they went bonkers! my dad got the call first and headed on out to the er before my mom found out. SO i was kinda a momma's boy when i was younger, so when my mom found out that i was in the emergency room, he was about to start ripping out her hair. she was EXTREMELY worried. so my mom got out of work ASAP and drove her call through LA traffic and to the hospital. she SPRINTED to the er and then to my room. out of breath, she opened the door and there my dad and i were....watching dragon ball z on the hospital bed tv. yup, we were lying on the bed watching goku poke freiza with his yellow hair. and my mom was walking in ready to start crying her eyes out. hahahahahahah. good times.

-Nahum

Day Twenty

October 21, 2010

So today I was at the DMV. not cause I was taking a permit test, no, I was taking my behind-the-wheels test. Well it was my second time taking the test and I was even more nervous the second time, because i knew that if I failed then I only had ONE more shot! I started getting light headed and started trying to calm myself down by breathing in deeply. breathing in deeply doesn't help for crap, it just made me inhale a cloud of cigarette smoke from the Mexican guy smoking next to me.

Before I get to the test I have to talk about the actual DMV. It is a freaking fun place to hang out at. the people are just so animated. So on my way over to the DMV there was a hobo on the street. He waved his sign around while everyone was behind the red light. And so soon as the streetlight turned green, and no one gave the man money, the whooped out his cellphone and checked the time! AHAHHAHAHA what kind of a homeless guy caries around an iPhone???

So at the DMV i waited next to this 90-year old man who was in love with the Lakers. he showed his crazy knowledge for the team and stats. you could ask him what Kobe Bryants average points per game was in 2003, and he would answer you without hesitation. The old man was very sick, and he had to wear a mask over his mouth. the old man told me that he was here for his grandson's driving test. after the man at the counter screamed "Mr. Nayhoom Kim", the old man and I exchanged farewells and I was off to take the test.

So I'm in the car and my heart is beating faster than DragonForce plays the guitar. my hand is was shaking the car. i couldn't think straight so I turned on the radio to listen to possibly some peaceful music....Eminem turned on....so i just turned off the music. So my instructor comes up to the car and we headed off into the streets. I do all that business, with the turns, and the signals, and the intersections. the instructor was SLASHING her pen across my paper and I was scared out of my life. i looked at her and i asked her, "Are we going on the freeway?"...SHE DIDN'T ANSWER ME. i thought to myself OH CRAP I'M SCREWED. the lady started giving me directions back to the dmv. and i thought i was done for. I thought i failed and I started getting SUPER sad. so i parked the car and them she looks into my eyes. She starts ranting about how badly i drove and I started to get more and more sad. BUT after all the ranting she said, "...but I'm gonna give you a license." ....yeah i totally peeped my pants a little. the end of the story is.....I GOT MY LICENSE BABY! BOOYAAAAA!

-Nahum

you shall be mine soon!

Day Nineteen

September 25, 2010

This blog is going to be a little different from my other blogs. I'm not going to be talking about what I did today, or what I am thinking about. I'm going to talk about a person that is very special to me. If you don't want to read a super cheesy blog, you should hit that back page button right now. I'm going to talk about Emily Song.

So Emily and I didn't really get off on the right foot :P Some might say that she hated my guts. In short, she got mad at me cause I sprayed her with a water gun the second I met her. Well there is more to the story, but ANYWAYS now we are cool. She is madly in love with me now. After LDC camp we became the best of friends. She is unbelievably nice and extremely chill to just hang out with. I think I have talked to her on AIM more then I have with anyone else in the entire world... and I've only known her for a little over a year. Well, now she's my best friend, and probably will be one of my closest friends forever.

I don't know if you guys know this, but Emily does this hiccup thing where she hiccups once and then she stops, it's pretty awesome! ahahhaha. Well aside from the fact that, Emily is extremely pretty and good-hearted, the best part about her is that she is caring and she is fun. Out of all the people I tell stories and secrets to, I feel most comfortable telling them to Emily. Although she is caring, she is just a fun person to be around. She plays jokes, she hits you when a punchbuggy passes by, she draws graffitis on your wall, she posts videos on your facebook, and she even drops your iPods in toilets. But best of all, she keeps you company and talks to you.

As you can see, I'm madly obsessed with Emily Song, just cause she is who she is. I've known her for just over a year, and I can truly call her one of my favorite people in the world. HAHAHA this thing might seem like an essay to you, but this is the very shell of things that I like about her (Just shows how much good things there are about her). Emily, if you ever stumble upon this blog, I hope you know that whatever happens in the world, I'll be there for you. GOTCHA BACK HOMIE!

-Nahum

Hope you enjoyed this lovey dovey blog!

Day Eighteen

September 14, 2010

So today I came home after school and just got comfortable. I knew that I didn't have much homework, so I just took a shower and took off all my clothes (don't worry, I had boxers on). So I started to do homework and my mom called me downstairs to eat at around 6. I'm just munching away my food while watching some Dexter's Laboratory and then my mom goes out through the back door to do some gardening. I continuing eating when all of a sudden my mom is knocking at the front door. She is screaming at me, telling me to open the door quickly. I openly the door. And I see my mom... next to my friend Nathan. So there I was, in all my glory, with just Tommy Hilfiger boxers. And so apparently Nathan called me 4 times trying to ask me a question about choir tour. And because I was downstairs I couldn't hear my phone vibrate. I answered his question and he quickly left, trying not to stare at my fat-pack for too long. YEAH...awkward.

-Nahum

Day Seventeen

September 3, 2010

What is up world! It has been a while, yes? Well I shall revive this dead blog (= Well first off, I started Junior Year! HOLLA! Best year of my life, huh? NO! I think I've had more homework in my first week in junior year than the entire first semester of sophomore year. hahahah but I'm sure all this work will pay off once I get sexy grades on my report card (= OPTIMISM DAWG!

Now to talk about today! It seemed like time goes by incredibly fast when you're in class, and when the teacher randomly calls on you to answer a question, it seems like an eternity. Well that happened to me today. I was just taking notes on stuff that the teacher wrote on the board. I was KINDA listening! And then out of the blue, "Nahum, what is another colony that was part of the English rule?" On the board it had Virginia and NORTH Carolina! And what do I say??? Well I said, "HUH???" *FACEPALM* It was so simple that guessing would be okay. And my teacher points at North Dakota and asks, "SOUTH Dakota maybe??" GAHHHH. Yeah I'm a fruit.

Well after school, I headed home, ate some grub, and went to LC to play some basketball. So it was a 4-on-4 game, and... it was pretty intense! ahahha that's all i got to say. We played for a good two and a half hours...yeah I can't feel my legs anymore. So after basketball we walked to McDonald's. We talked, ate burgers and nuggets, and drank smoothies and such. We start talking about random stuff like Albert Fish, Ouija Boards, Chinese people eating human fetuses, Korean people eating fish eyes, and some elevator killer in Korea. Well while we are looking at google images, this lady just walks up to us. Normal looking lady. She starts cussing out of NOWHERE. "Bitches can't read, they are just a bunch of N*ggers!" We tried our best to ignore her, but she was staring at us. She stares at one of my friends, Joseph, and sees that he is wearing a cross necklace. She starts screaming, "Reverend Sun Myung! You Bitch! You can't survive in this world! You don't believe in the principals of change. You have 15 seconds! 15 seconds! 15 seconds!"...So yeah she's a lunatic. We tried to avoid her by making up lame excuses like, "I'm gonna get a refill", "Oh, I think they gave me one less McNugget". Eventually the woman gets kicked out of McDonald's by the manager and we just continue talking about her.

All in all, it was a pretty fun day today.

-Nahum

Day Sixteen

May 18, 2010

Today I drove on the freeway. MUAHAHHAHA. And you might ask, "Did you drive well?" Well I wouldn't be writing this blog if i didn't! The freeway got nothing on me. Not not not nothin' on my babe. Not not nothin' on me.

-Nahum

Day Fifteen

May 15, 2010

The past three days were all about movies.

On Thursday I watched Kick-Ass. Good stuff. Funny acting, simple story, and it had some comedy in it. The good part about the comedy was that it wasn't forced, the laughs came out of the characters' personalities. Another good part of the movie were the scenes, they were very well done. The background was great, the locations portrayed the story well, and the extras also created a believable atmosphere.

8.4 out of 10

On Friday I watched Robin Hood. Was a decent movie, but expected more from a story that I was familiar with. The movie covered the back story behind the actual story everyone is familiar with, which was pretty interesting, but also very tedious. The camera work was amazing; however, the acting was shy from perfect. The camera work opened the gates for great action scenes and polishes on fine detail. The characters were also very great and well made. The only huge downside was the time. They spent too long on small details that it dragged the movie to go on longer than it should have been.

8.7 out of 10

Today, I watched Iron Man 2. Honestly, my expectations for this movie was WAY rock bottom, because of everyone's negative inputs on it: "Oh, it was horrible; That chick is SO ugly; Iron Man 1 was a gazillion times better; BLAH BLAH BLAH." After watching it, I wanted to hit all of those critics because it was a great movie. Robert Downey was great, the story line for the movie really led on to the Avengers, the actions scenes were cool, and it had those scenes that made you chuckle. I have to admit it wasn't perfect though. It had some major flaws in both the story and the ending in particular, but other than that it was fun to watch and was worth the overpriced ticket. (The secret ending; however, was not worth the six minutes of waiting.)

P.S. These movie posters are HUGE!

Inspirational Quote: "Fear will last a moment, but regret will last forever." (Kevin Lian)

Day Fourteen

May 1, 2010

So yesterday I got some tacos with a couple of friends. So we headed over to a legit Mexican taco place. One of my friends wanted a chicken taco, so we told him it was the number three. He looks on over at number three and sees the word "pollo". He heads over to the latina lady at the counter and asks, "Can I have two polohs please?" HAHAHAHAHA. good stuff.

-Nahum Kim

pollo vs. polo

Day Fourteen

Day Thirteen

April 21, 2010

Why can't people remember the good things instead of the bad? Instead remembering the time when someone gave someone else a nice piece of candy, gave them a hug, and gave them a high five, people only remember the time when that person said a tiny, bad thing that the person didn't even mean to say. Such a difficult world.

-Nahum

Day Twelve

April 20, 2010

Today I had a BLAST in english class. So a couple days ago, I witnessed my english teacher get into a car accident right next to school. I was driving the car behind the car that hit her. It was awesome! The car that crashed into my teacher's car lost its front bumper, and my teach's car had the living crap beaten out of it. So my teacher did not know that I was only a couple feet away from the accident when it happened. I told my teacher and she was estatic! She jumped up to me and asked to give her insurance company my number.

ANYWAYS! Back to today. In the middle of class we hear a cellphone ring. It's my english teacher's phone. She gets a call from the local police officer about accident. Everyone is ignored the fact that we had to grade a test and started listening to her talk to the police. And she says,"Yes! I have him right now!" She then give me a little signal and then I knew it was time for me to talk to the big dog. So i grabbed the cellphone, headed over to the back of the room, and said, "Hello." I thought everyone would resume english time reading and what not, but that's not what went down. Everyone, including my english teacher, was gazing at me! I told my teacher that she didn't need to listen to my conversation and she just responded, "NONONO I need to listen to this" So for about two minutes I talked to the police officer on the phone with 60 little eyes all up on me. After I hung up the phone, I gave the phone to my teacher, and received an applause. Weird. So people were tossing out ideas like, EXTRA CREDIT! A+! hahahaha, but instead I got myself four delicious pieces of candy! YUM! :D

-Nahum

Day Eleven

April 7, 2010

Today I went on over to the DMV to get my permit. They did the usual bit; eye test, thumb print, photo, the whole shabang. It felt like i waited for hours. I used the bathroom occasionally too. I went in the bathroom, found myself a nice urinal, and got my business done. As I was finishing up, a hairy Mexican guy walks through the door. As he is heading towards the stall he stops, looks at me, and say, "Mucho aqua amigo." I look around to see that no one else is in the bathroom and he doesn't have a headset. I try to play along and chuckled with a awkward, "Yeah." I zipped up my pants and dashed out of there.

After my perverted encounter, I stood in line for AGES. I got through albums after albums on my iPod. Then I saw my homie Ailin, I said whatsup and continued to wait. I took the test. You could get 8 wrong at most, and I got 8 wrong. I GOT MY PERMIT! HOLLA! Soon you'll see this cool kid on the streets with an Aston Martin, holding the wheel like one hand, and the other hand is combing his luscious hair. If you do see this man, you're probably looking at me driving.

-Nahum

Day Ten

April 2, 2010

So today I went to a hospital in order to get this weird thing on my toe. I had this really nasty bruise on my foot from hitting the corner of a table on my right big toe. It was just a scar at first, but after a while puss started forming! YUCK huh? well I went to the doctors and he told me I had an infection and that he has to cut the entire left side of my toe and clean out all the nasty stuff. I was freaking nervous cause it hurt just poking my toe, so cutting the nail would be like HELL. But the doctor inserted 5748395735439857 needles into my toes first and made it completely numb. He did his business and patched me up. With a waddle, I went out the examination room. So for the next two weeks I have to wear bandages around my toe. If you see me, I'll be waddling.

-Nahum

Day Nine

March 29, 2010

Yesterday I went to Knotts Berry Farm. WOOHOO right? WRONG!!! I went with a volunteering center I work at every Saturday. So a bunch of volunteers and disabled children went to go have a nice little time at the amusement park. When we got dropped off there was no problem. We said, "Don't worry!" to all of the students' parents, we ate some delicious bbang, and we got put into groups, we had a good laugh when one of the guy volunteers went into the girl's bathroom. Everything was handydandy, until we went through the entrance gate. So I was put into a group of four volunteers, three students, and one teacher. I thought it was okay, but I slowly found out that we had the HARDEST group. Our students couldn't ride ANYTHING! In the ENTIRE park my student rode a merry go round and this swing thing. He cried after both. And the other students in my group rode the merry go round and the train. They cried before, during, and after EVERY SINGLE ride. My kid REFUSED to ride the train, the airplane, the boat, the ferris wheel, the race car, the slow log ride, the horse, nor the carriage. Whenever we would walk into the entrance of a ride, my student will scream, "NO!!! X!!! TRY AGAIN!!!" I would hold him tight so he wouldn't get away, and then he would do a nice like criss-cross -applesauce stance and start BANGING his head on the hard concrete floor while screaming. That probably happened 54835893535403 times during the "fun day". We then ate, well if you consider students throwing around food, then we ate a FEAST FIT FOR TWENTY KINGS! So from 9 AM to 4 PM, I probably had the TIME OF MY LIFE! weeoo.

After the hectic journey i was so tired that i knocked out when i saw the first sight of my lovely bed. Slept from 5 PM to 6 AM of the next day. A GOOD OL' 13 HOURS! WEEOO!

-Nahum

Day Eight

March 21, 2010

How to get a stomach ache. First, you get two handful of strawberries. Cut up the strawberries and place them on a plate. Then, get sugar and lightly sprinkle it over the strawberries. After you are satisfied with your plate, get a fork and dig in. You will soon be put in a trance. You will not be able to stop eating this delicious fruit. You will finish the plate in around thirty seconds. Wait a few seconds. Congratulations, you have successfully gotten yourself a stomach ache. Now run to the bathroom.

-Nahum

Day Seven

March 14, 2010

Today is Pi Day! Weeoo!

Anyways, so today me and three other fellahs were playing basketball in CV. 2-2. And out of no where these four guys walk up to us and ask for a 4-4 game. And we said, "Sure, why not!"...THEY WERE BEASTS! freaking fast a lightning. ANYWAYS. Well so we said best of three games to 11points! The first game we lost 7-11. Then we got our mojo and won the second game 11-9. BOOM SUCKA! And the last game we lost 10-12. We were close. Next time.

So after our crazy three games we washed our hands at the water fountains and headed home. So as we were walking we decided that its too much working bending over and carrying the basketball, so we started kicking it to the car. So David was kicking the ball in front of this hairy white guy and David accidently kicked the ball too hard. Instead of moving out of the way, the white man kicks the ball! It bounces off David's foot and back at the man's foot. And it flies off 20 feet away. Crazy hairy man.

And after our hairy man encounter we see this 250 pound man climbing a fence. I think he got tired climbing up. Cause at the top, he was just sitting there with the fence between his legs. Lovely view.

And last but not least, I bought myself a pack of MEGA MYSTERY flavor stride WEEOO.

-Nahum

Day Six

March 13, 2010

So tomorrow is daylight savings. You will never see the clock hit 12:00. It will go from 11:59 to 1:00. What a shame. So sadly we get one less hour of sleep. Such a shame. I think we should get school off the day after daylight savings, just to get back on track.

Okay, so the creepiest thing happened to me. I was on Facebook and this Taiwanese girl requests to be my friend. Since I doubt she could confuse me with some other fellow named Nahum Kim, I added her. So I went on her profile, and looked through her pictures. I didn't recognize her at all. So i went and asked her how she knew me. So she said, " i saw your value in FRIENDS FOR SALE is just a 100k. i kinda made it 100million. :) hope you dont mind though."...WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!??! i deleted that stalker. Hope I never bump into that girl.

-Nahum

She looked something like this.

Day Five

March 10, 2010

Today after school, I went to go play golf at Brookeside (golf course). My mom dragged me along so that I can schedule my first lesson with a new teacher. His name was Larry, but if you are my mom, you would call him Rarry. Well we scheduled a lesson and i started just hitting some balls. I went to the mat right next to these two black guys. They were the FUNNIEST guys EVER. One of them was really tall and around 60 years old and the other one was small and around 70. The big black guy talked like Dave Chappelle, so he would cuss after every other word, and the small black talked like the guy from "Can I Have Your Number". So the the tall one was talking about how his ex-wife came back to his house. And she turned on the fan. And the big black guy said, "Turn off that motha-f*cking fan! Are you the one paying for the motha-f*cking electricity bill? I don't think so, bitch! Now you turn that sh*t off, or I will make you turn that sh*t off!" I couldn't golf cause I was so distracted. But hearing an angry black guy rant...it's ALL worth it.

And after I golfed for a while, I drove my mom's car at the parking lot. I was drifting and what not so my mom told me to get on the street. So I went on the street and I was driving like a pro...until a car came right behind me. I got nervous and I started slowing down. And then the car honked at me. I wasn't going slow, I was just trying to be under the speed limit...by 30 mph.

-Nahum

Day Four

March 8, 2010

Today, it was my grandpa's 제사 (Jeh-Sah) night. It was pretty chill. We did that whole bowing business and ate pears and what not.

Oh! my friend bought me something on eBay that i really wanted!!! And it costed 1 cent! Weeoo! It is usually 10 dollars, but you know us. grabbing all the crazy shizzles at the last second! But we aren't bragging! Even though we got the thing when there was 8 minutes left :].

Another big thing that happened today was, New Epik High Album, epilogue!!! WOOHOO!

sexy no?

so that's all that went down today. Full of memories, good-timing, and music.

-Nahum

Day Three

March 6, 2010

Today i ate a freaking purple potato!! At first it was so gross that i didn't want to eat it. But after i ate it, i couldn't stop eating. Ate like 48390483290482390 pieces. give it a try! you won't regret it!

After eating, I went to cemetery to visit my grandparents. Even though it was raining, it was refreshing just relaxing next to their tombstones. Even though i was young, I remember my grandparents like they were taking care of me yesterday. Because my parents were off at work and providing the roof over our family's heads, my grandparents had to take care of me most of the time. They are the reason i sit on my chair a certain way, the reason why i eat my food a certain way, and that is why i write a certain way. If it weren't for them i would be a totally different person. And i will always pray for them.

And i hung out with two of the fellahs today too. They suck at picking yellow/green onions. But we had fun! we had a blast. And we spent around 6 hours just playing around. Another day, another dollar spent... or thirty dollars.

-Nahum

Day Two

March 5, 2010

Today my parents brought home new chopsticks! :]. They are freaking amazing. They weigh around .00000000001 pounds. I freaking fly from dish to dish. One second in hungry and the next thing you know, i have a kimchi in my mouth. Amazing chopsticks makes food taste better.

Afterwards me and couple of the fellahs went to go see Alice in Wonderland. It was pretty good. Probably a 8 out of 10. Not bad. Not the best, but good enough to watch once.

After the movies we walked to Carl's Jr. And as i was ordering i didn't know what to buy, so i asked the cash register person, "What do you recommend, the teriyaki burger or the jalopeno burger?" And he looked at me with his jiggling double chin and said, "Hey man, i don't like burgers." HE CONVINCED ME TO BUY A BURGER! DAMN! BEST BURGER SALESMAN EVER!!! REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY! SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT KIM KARDASHIAN COMMERCIAL! But yeah, he's the worst burger seller that ever existed.

And finally, Joseph Tran gave his girlfriend herpes, in the mouth.

-Nahum

she got nothing on the fat guy

Day One

March 4, 2010

Today I got a call from LDC (leadership development camp). I signed up to be a staff and i was getting an interview through the phone. When i received the phone call i started shaking cause i was so nervous. i picked up the phone. I said, "HhhhhHHHHello?" My voiced cracked like i went to puberty all over again. I did the interview, had a few slip-ups but came out of it alive. I talked about what i would do to contribute to the camp and all the things i have already done. After the interview the interviewer told me, "Don't worry. You did a good job." WOOHOO! im afraid i wont make it though... that would suck. well as i was "studying" i came across a song i used to listen to frequently. Prince of Peace. It's bomb.

-Nahum